Wildlife Has No Chill Tote Bag
Ah yes, Rocky Mountain National Park - where majestic elk have evolved beyond natural selection into full-blown traffic dictators. This tote celebrates every visitor who's learned that "wildlife viewing" actually means "sitting in your car while a 700-pound elk gives you the stink eye and refuses to budge."
Perfect for anyone who's been late to dinner because an elk decided the middle of Trail Ridge Road was the perfect photo op spot, and somehow YOU'RE the inconvenience.
#RockyMountainNationalPark #RMNP #ElkTraffic #ColoradoWildlife #NationalParks #WildlifeViewing #ColoradoProblems #OutdoorHumor #ParkLife #TrailRidgeRoad
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.
Ah yes, Rocky Mountain National Park - where majestic elk have evolved beyond natural selection into full-blown traffic dictators. This tote celebrates every visitor who's learned that "wildlife viewing" actually means "sitting in your car while a 700-pound elk gives you the stink eye and refuses to budge."
Perfect for anyone who's been late to dinner because an elk decided the middle of Trail Ridge Road was the perfect photo op spot, and somehow YOU'RE the inconvenience.
#RockyMountainNationalPark #RMNP #ElkTraffic #ColoradoWildlife #NationalParks #WildlifeViewing #ColoradoProblems #OutdoorHumor #ParkLife #TrailRidgeRoad
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.