Watch Out for Samsquanch Moon Tote Bag
Congratulations! You've acknowledged that camping already involves enough questionable wildlife encounters without worrying about mythical forest creatures with anger management issues. This tote honors every camper who's heard mysterious sounds at 2 AM and immediately blamed it on the legendary Samsquanch, because blaming cryptids is easier than admitting you forgot to secure your cooler.
Perfect for Trailer Park Boys fans, paranoid campers, and anyone who thinks "roughing it" should come with a side of cryptozoological anxiety.
#Samsquanch #TrailerParkBoys #Camping #Sasquatch #Bigfoot #CampingHumor #OutdoorAdventure #CampingLife #Cryptid #FunnyShirt #WildlifeSafety #CampingMemes
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.
Congratulations! You've acknowledged that camping already involves enough questionable wildlife encounters without worrying about mythical forest creatures with anger management issues. This tote honors every camper who's heard mysterious sounds at 2 AM and immediately blamed it on the legendary Samsquanch, because blaming cryptids is easier than admitting you forgot to secure your cooler.
Perfect for Trailer Park Boys fans, paranoid campers, and anyone who thinks "roughing it" should come with a side of cryptozoological anxiety.
#Samsquanch #TrailerParkBoys #Camping #Sasquatch #Bigfoot #CampingHumor #OutdoorAdventure #CampingLife #Cryptid #FunnyShirt #WildlifeSafety #CampingMemes
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.