Warning: Too Many Tourists Tote Bag
Good job! You've witnessed the annual summer migration where out-of-state license plates multiply faster than rabbits and hiking trails become human traffic jams. This tote honors every Colorado local who's watched their peaceful mountain paradise transform into a wildlife documentary, except the most exotic species is now tourists in rental cars asking where to find "authentic Colorado experiences."
Perfect for Colorado natives, locals who remember when you could actually park at trailheads, and anyone whose summer survival strategy involves avoiding anywhere Instagram-famous.
#ColoradoTourists #ColoradoNative #TouristSeason #ColoradoProblems #ColoradoLocal #SummerInColorado #ColoradoLife #TouristTraffic #ColoradoHumor #OutdoorCrowds #ColoradoStereotype #NationalParkTourists
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.
Good job! You've witnessed the annual summer migration where out-of-state license plates multiply faster than rabbits and hiking trails become human traffic jams. This tote honors every Colorado local who's watched their peaceful mountain paradise transform into a wildlife documentary, except the most exotic species is now tourists in rental cars asking where to find "authentic Colorado experiences."
Perfect for Colorado natives, locals who remember when you could actually park at trailheads, and anyone whose summer survival strategy involves avoiding anywhere Instagram-famous.
#ColoradoTourists #ColoradoNative #TouristSeason #ColoradoProblems #ColoradoLocal #SummerInColorado #ColoradoLife #TouristTraffic #ColoradoHumor #OutdoorCrowds #ColoradoStereotype #NationalParkTourists
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.