Congratulations! You've mastered the ancient Colorado art of silent judgment while someone blasts music on the trail at 6 AM. This tee celebrates every longtime local who's witnessed tourists leave trash on sacred peaks, cut switchbacks like they're late for brunch, and somehow get lost with GPS. Features classic hiking boots because real Coloradans know the difference between trail runners and tourist shoes. Perfect for Colorado natives, gatekeeping hiking veterans, and anyone who's ever muttered "not from here" under their breath while yielding the trail.
Rep your local status and let everyone know you've been judging since statehood!
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Congratulations! You've mastered the ancient Colorado art of silent judgment while someone blasts music on the trail at 6 AM. This tee celebrates every longtime local who's witnessed tourists leave trash on sacred peaks, cut switchbacks like they're late for brunch, and somehow get lost with GPS. Features classic hiking boots because real Coloradans know the difference between trail runners and tourist shoes. Perfect for Colorado natives, gatekeeping hiking veterans, and anyone who's ever muttered "not from here" under their breath while yielding the trail.
Rep your local status and let everyone know you've been judging since statehood!
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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