Judging Your Hiking Tee
Congratulations! You've mastered the ancient Colorado art of silent judgment while someone blasts music on the trail at 6 AM. This tee celebrates every longtime local who's witnessed tourists leave trash on sacred peaks, cut switchbacks like they're late for brunch, and somehow get lost with GPS. Features classic hiking boots because real Coloradans know the difference between trail runners and tourist shoes. Perfect for Colorado natives, gatekeeping hiking veterans, and anyone who's ever muttered "not from here" under their breath while yielding the trail.
Rep your local status and let everyone know you've been judging since statehood!
Congratulations! You've mastered the ancient Colorado art of silent judgment while someone blasts music on the trail at 6 AM. This tee celebrates every longtime local who's witnessed tourists leave trash on sacred peaks, cut switchbacks like they're late for brunch, and somehow get lost with GPS. Features classic hiking boots because real Coloradans know the difference between trail runners and tourist shoes. Perfect for Colorado natives, gatekeeping hiking veterans, and anyone who's ever muttered "not from here" under their breath while yielding the trail.
Rep your local status and let everyone know you've been judging since statehood!
Congratulations! You've mastered the ancient Colorado art of silent judgment while someone blasts music on the trail at 6 AM. This tee celebrates every longtime local who's witnessed tourists leave trash on sacred peaks, cut switchbacks like they're late for brunch, and somehow get lost with GPS. Features classic hiking boots because real Coloradans know the difference between trail runners and tourist shoes. Perfect for Colorado natives, gatekeeping hiking veterans, and anyone who's ever muttered "not from here" under their breath while yielding the trail.
Rep your local status and let everyone know you've been judging since statehood!