High Altitude, Low Tolerance Tote Bag
Warning: Contains wearer who becomes a lightweight at elevation! This tote explains why you're tipsy after one summit cocktail while your friends are still ordering rounds. Science says it's the altitude, not you (but we know better).
Perfect for ski trips, mountain getaways, and anyone who's discovered their sea-level drinking game crumbles spectacularly above 5,000 feet. Embrace your high-altitude cheap date status with pride!
This tote feels better than that altitude headache you're pretending not to have. ;)
Warning: Contains wearer who becomes a lightweight at elevation! This tote explains why you're tipsy after one summit cocktail while your friends are still ordering rounds. Science says it's the altitude, not you (but we know better).
Perfect for ski trips, mountain getaways, and anyone who's discovered their sea-level drinking game crumbles spectacularly above 5,000 feet. Embrace your high-altitude cheap date status with pride!
This tote feels better than that altitude headache you're pretending not to have. ;)
Warning: Contains wearer who becomes a lightweight at elevation! This tote explains why you're tipsy after one summit cocktail while your friends are still ordering rounds. Science says it's the altitude, not you (but we know better).
Perfect for ski trips, mountain getaways, and anyone who's discovered their sea-level drinking game crumbles spectacularly above 5,000 feet. Embrace your high-altitude cheap date status with pride!
This tote feels better than that altitude headache you're pretending not to have. ;)