High Altitude, Low Tolerance Tote Bag
Warning: Contains wearer who becomes a lightweight at elevation! This tote explains why you're tipsy after one summit cocktail while your friends are still ordering rounds. Science says it's the altitude, not you (but we know better).
Perfect for ski trips, mountain getaways, and anyone who's discovered their sea-level drinking game crumbles spectacularly above 5,000 feet. Embrace your high-altitude cheap date status with pride!
This tote feels better than that altitude headache you're pretending not to have. ;)
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.
Warning: Contains wearer who becomes a lightweight at elevation! This tote explains why you're tipsy after one summit cocktail while your friends are still ordering rounds. Science says it's the altitude, not you (but we know better).
Perfect for ski trips, mountain getaways, and anyone who's discovered their sea-level drinking game crumbles spectacularly above 5,000 feet. Embrace your high-altitude cheap date status with pride!
This tote feels better than that altitude headache you're pretending not to have. ;)
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.