WELCOME TO SNARKY TARO!
Snarky Taro
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A little snark
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A little aloha
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The Big Island of Hawai'i
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NC & CO
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Apparel
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Home decor
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Unique gifts
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Snarky Taro • A little snark • A little aloha • The Big Island of Hawai'i • NC & CO • Apparel • Home decor • Unique gifts •
A lot of sarcasm with a splash of aloha!
Welcome to Snarky Taro, where witty meets wearable and attitude comes with a side of island vibes. Born from the beautifully chaotic blend of Colorado mountains, Carolina charm, and Hawaiian heart, we create apparel for people who appreciate a good eye roll as much as a good time.
Our designs are for those who speak fluent sarcasm but aren't afraid to throw in some genuine aloha spirit. Think bold graphics that make you smirk, clever quips that start conversations, and that perfect balance of "I can't even" energy with just enough sweetness to keep things interesting.
Because life's too short for boring clothes and fake niceness. Sometimes you need a shirt that says exactly what you're thinking – with just enough tropical warmth to take the edge off.
Wear your wit. Share your aloha.
Summer has a state of mind. Actually, it has three.
Introducing STATE OF PLAY - our snarky summer celebration of Colorado, North Carolina, and Hawaii!
Elevate Your Altitude, Amplify Your Attitude
Welcome to the home of the Mile High City! Snarky Taro is celebrating our state of Colorado in all the best ways, so which Snarky State Summer Personality are you?
Are you the Mountain Maverick, the Patio Philosopher, the River Renegade, or the All-Season Athlete?
From Mountains to Coast, We're the Most
Welcome to the state that boasts some of the nation’s best college basketball teams, BBQ, and biscuits. (Not to mention Bojangles and sweet tea!) Snarky Taro is celebrating the best that North Carolina has to offer—so which Snarky State Summer Personality are you? Are you the Mountain Maven, the BBQ Aficionado, the Coastal Cruiser, or the College Town Folk? The South is full of fun, so keep it snarky and sweet—just the way we like it.
Collect moments, not things
Summer calls for spontaneous adventures, sun-soaked afternoons, and those perfect days that seem to stretch on forever. Our vibrant tote collection is designed for all of it – from farmers market hauls to beach picnics, from impromptu road trips to lazy park hangs with friends.
Each tote captures that nostalgic summer magic with playful colors and thoughtful details that feel both fresh and wonderfully familiar. Roomy enough for all your essentials (and those "just in case" items that somehow always come in handy), yet effortlessly stylish enough to be your go-to companion wherever the season takes you.
Because the best summers aren't measured by what you buy, but by the memories you make along the way. These totes? They're just here to carry you through them in style.
Collect moments, not things (but this tote helps with both)!
