Festivus Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

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Remember the holiday that starts with an airing of grievances and ends with a festive aluminum pole? This tee reads like a rallying cry from the living room tribunal — cheeky, unapologetic, and entirely in the spirit of Festivus. Light and breathable, it sits easy through tackling grievances, setting the pole in place, or laughing too hard at the feats of strength. Wear it to holiday dinners, low-key celebrations, or any gathering that prefers sarcasm over tinsel. The design keeps the joke front-and-center without stealing attention from the rest of your outfit, so you can move from couch to kitchen to yard with the same dry grin.

Product features
- Tubular knit, no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing fit
- Soft 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) — comfy year-round
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Pearlized tear-away label and ethically sourced cotton with Oeko-Tex certification
- Prints applied with DTG/DTF methods; sleeve and inner neck prints use DTF for crisp detail

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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Remember the holiday that starts with an airing of grievances and ends with a festive aluminum pole? This tee reads like a rallying cry from the living room tribunal — cheeky, unapologetic, and entirely in the spirit of Festivus. Light and breathable, it sits easy through tackling grievances, setting the pole in place, or laughing too hard at the feats of strength. Wear it to holiday dinners, low-key celebrations, or any gathering that prefers sarcasm over tinsel. The design keeps the joke front-and-center without stealing attention from the rest of your outfit, so you can move from couch to kitchen to yard with the same dry grin.

Product features
- Tubular knit, no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing fit
- Soft 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) — comfy year-round
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Pearlized tear-away label and ethically sourced cotton with Oeko-Tex certification
- Prints applied with DTG/DTF methods; sleeve and inner neck prints use DTF for crisp detail

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors